AmercAHH
This is a poem called AmericAHH
AmericAHH
It's like a PR line. I'll tell you
what, consider your friends.
How do I get a job
like Gonzo in a town
with only 4 avenues?
It's too cold in Plano
this morning, don't
the weathermen know
we all die? Verwoerd
bought a porn magazine
and became the
president. I have to
push back on us
all being the same.
Dry January should help
me save money but NA
beers cost just as
much as the real things;
I've only had 14
this week. Woo woo, I'm sure
34 isn't bad for y'all.
WFH and alien abductions
steal the show, my neighbors
got a new C17 simulator,
and Sonya never got
her award. Can you tell
me what you mean by
survival? I'm having
a really hard time
discovering the principal.
The President
should read
books by Robert Pirsig.
Tenant benefits are
filling up my United States
issued aluminum box,
yet we are breathing
toxic air in-doors. I'm
glad we have water,
I think to myself.
Our windows still aren't
fixed and our plumber
got arrested on the day
after Martin Luther King
Jr. Day. But hey, at least
Anthony is keeping
the room clean for
momma.



